It has been some time.
At the behest of the only man to leave me a comment, i shall write more.
He is no longer living, and i am ashamed not to have satisfied his request sooner.
I will have more to say on that note at a later time - i'm still searching for the words.
In the meantime, i have noticed that someone has gone and bought suburbicide.com.
Forgive us our rhyme-jacking, as we forgive those who have rhyme-jacked against us
- as Faraji used to say.
Still an unoriginal shite, though. Unless of of course you, dear reader, really give Teh Fuck who or what is on his "Shit List"
wow. pwned. /sarcasm
Still, that isn't why i came back. For now, i suggest all of you go straight back to Google and type in "Sgt. Scott Kirkpatrick 3rd Infantry Division".
It's worth reading in a world were most things aren't.
Until that time, if any,,
Samedi
October 4, 2007
February 7, 2006
Make Quick With It
One additional note...
Suicide Bomber Kills 12 Somewhere In A Desert
Italian Bus Kills 12, Somewhere With Italians
Thankfully, German Supermarkets Can't Manage To Kill Anyone
Nepalese, On The Other Hand...
I guess we are in fact losing the War on Terror. With casualties mounting, whatever shall we do.
Samedi
Suicide Bomber Kills 12 Somewhere In A Desert
Italian Bus Kills 12, Somewhere With Italians
Thankfully, German Supermarkets Can't Manage To Kill Anyone
Nepalese, On The Other Hand...
I guess we are in fact losing the War on Terror. With casualties mounting, whatever shall we do.
Samedi
All My Friends Are Dead
A brief commentary about Denmark, asshole-ism, work, and my love-hate relationship with Euros.
Denmark: Danes are exciting people, and i mean that sincerely. The Samizdatas have some nifty banners donated by a frequenter of same - but i'm still sussing out good ftp space, so i don't have one.
The Danes have shown us that it is good to kick someone in the bits every now and then, just to see the look on their face. I salute you.
...and i would also like to extend a very warm "Fuck You, Clown" to the various islamic grab-asses that are busy torching embassies and each other, in the name of self-respect. Bravo.
Which brings me to my next bullet: Asshole-ism.
Asshole-ism is a condition, which i feel was best describe by Scott Weiland (formerly of STP): "The only sure-fire cure for one so afflicted, is to drag him or her to the back of this auditorium and beat the shit out of them."
I was bored and reading the Internet again. I have realized it's full of folks with nothing to say, but who are really interested in looking Smart and Sexy! ::eyeroll::
Lots of them appear to be socialists, various colors of euro-activist types, and of course, vegans.
I'm not Peter Jennings, and i don't profess to be the keeper of Secret Wisdom. I'm just a working guy who thinks too much, and who occassionally feels that his experience is suitable for high-volume play. My experiences are not unique - they are becoming the norm, and that is what matters.
So, irritating internet flamers: please join the islamofascists in attempting to copulate with yourselves.
Work: getting promoted again. Looks like the dept. is mine now. Hopefully this will get me some cash, so that i may finish college and get out of the ghetto. Newsflash: Gentrification, it's not just for minorities any more!
Euros: Sorry to be taking it out on you guys, but really, some of you need to shut the fuck up and take a vacation for a while. You've got mountains, for God's sake, visit them. Pricks.
Some dear friends of mine are from Over There, and a few are occasionally "active" in some sort of social/political manner. And that's cool. Wanna know why i still love them?
Because every time I hear from them, they say 'Hallo!', instead of "Do you have any idea what your fat American ethnocentric (I hadn't heard they made 'American' an ethnicity - i'm such a hick) ignorant backwards cowboy-hat-wearing imperialists are doing to the rest of the world?!?! Just cause you got all that freedom, or whatever, you think you can fucking RELATE to us, over here in (UK, FR, DE, DEN, etc)??!?! FUCK YOU, Yankee! Didn't your history class teach you that we're innately BETTER than you? The (* Empire) was the height of human civilization! Thats why you guys had to CHASE OUR REDCOAT-ASSES OUT OF YOUR COUNTRY! All that freedom we gave you by 1) Screaming, 2) Dying, and 3) Fucking off back to our own hemisphere makes me VOMIT. Sod off!"
I did pretty well for being mostly public educated. I read books, and occasionally i listen to Thought-Provoking Music (don't worry, it's isn't fucking U2). I'm stubborn, opinionated, and sometimes a bastard. I am not an idiot. Spare me your inane bile. Redirect it at the lovely folk burning your embassies. Goodnight.
So, in closing tonight:
Dear European Loudmouth,, I realize your schedule is often cluttered. What with protesting, sniffing glue, and flaming the hell out of every poor Yank bastard who encounters you on a msgboard, you must be tuckered at the end of the day. Despite the fact that I might want to punch you (if i ever met you in person), you may rest assured that this will most likely never happen. Whenever i visit your country (and it's very possible i have visited your country, I don't carry on in the same Screaming Nationalist Idiot fashion that you do on the Interweb. I appreciate other cultures, because i came from other cultures... like the other mob of us. Why don't you all piss off? Or failing that, come over here so we can exchange ideas... Anacostia is beautiful this time of year.
Wow, that went on for longer than I'd planned. I do hope i get some death threats in return... i love those.
That's right, in the Venn Diagram of Death Threats,, there's Me and Denmark, side by side. Ironic.
That is all,
Samedi
Denmark: Danes are exciting people, and i mean that sincerely. The Samizdatas have some nifty banners donated by a frequenter of same - but i'm still sussing out good ftp space, so i don't have one.
The Danes have shown us that it is good to kick someone in the bits every now and then, just to see the look on their face. I salute you.
...and i would also like to extend a very warm "Fuck You, Clown" to the various islamic grab-asses that are busy torching embassies and each other, in the name of self-respect. Bravo.
Which brings me to my next bullet: Asshole-ism.
Asshole-ism is a condition, which i feel was best describe by Scott Weiland (formerly of STP): "The only sure-fire cure for one so afflicted, is to drag him or her to the back of this auditorium and beat the shit out of them."
I was bored and reading the Internet again. I have realized it's full of folks with nothing to say, but who are really interested in looking Smart and Sexy! ::eyeroll::
Lots of them appear to be socialists, various colors of euro-activist types, and of course, vegans.
I'm not Peter Jennings, and i don't profess to be the keeper of Secret Wisdom. I'm just a working guy who thinks too much, and who occassionally feels that his experience is suitable for high-volume play. My experiences are not unique - they are becoming the norm, and that is what matters.
So, irritating internet flamers: please join the islamofascists in attempting to copulate with yourselves.
Work: getting promoted again. Looks like the dept. is mine now. Hopefully this will get me some cash, so that i may finish college and get out of the ghetto. Newsflash: Gentrification, it's not just for minorities any more!
Euros: Sorry to be taking it out on you guys, but really, some of you need to shut the fuck up and take a vacation for a while. You've got mountains, for God's sake, visit them. Pricks.
Some dear friends of mine are from Over There, and a few are occasionally "active" in some sort of social/political manner. And that's cool. Wanna know why i still love them?
Because every time I hear from them, they say 'Hallo!', instead of "Do you have any idea what your fat American ethnocentric (I hadn't heard they made 'American' an ethnicity - i'm such a hick) ignorant backwards cowboy-hat-wearing imperialists are doing to the rest of the world?!?! Just cause you got all that freedom, or whatever, you think you can fucking RELATE to us, over here in (UK, FR, DE, DEN, etc)??!?! FUCK YOU, Yankee! Didn't your history class teach you that we're innately BETTER than you? The (* Empire) was the height of human civilization! Thats why you guys had to CHASE OUR REDCOAT-ASSES OUT OF YOUR COUNTRY! All that freedom we gave you by 1) Screaming, 2) Dying, and 3) Fucking off back to our own hemisphere makes me VOMIT. Sod off!"
I did pretty well for being mostly public educated. I read books, and occasionally i listen to Thought-Provoking Music (don't worry, it's isn't fucking U2). I'm stubborn, opinionated, and sometimes a bastard. I am not an idiot. Spare me your inane bile. Redirect it at the lovely folk burning your embassies. Goodnight.
So, in closing tonight:
Dear European Loudmouth,, I realize your schedule is often cluttered. What with protesting, sniffing glue, and flaming the hell out of every poor Yank bastard who encounters you on a msgboard, you must be tuckered at the end of the day. Despite the fact that I might want to punch you (if i ever met you in person), you may rest assured that this will most likely never happen. Whenever i visit your country (and it's very possible i have visited your country, I don't carry on in the same Screaming Nationalist Idiot fashion that you do on the Interweb. I appreciate other cultures, because i came from other cultures... like the other mob of us. Why don't you all piss off? Or failing that, come over here so we can exchange ideas... Anacostia is beautiful this time of year.
Wow, that went on for longer than I'd planned. I do hope i get some death threats in return... i love those.
That's right, in the Venn Diagram of Death Threats,, there's Me and Denmark, side by side. Ironic.
That is all,
Samedi
January 29, 2006
Somewhere in Between
Okay, so I've made a Conclusion.
This is unlike a Resolution, in that it hasn't solved shit.
However, it does explain a hell of a lot.
Witness This, wherein the ever-insightful Cecil Adams puts forth the following tidbit of seemingly inconsequential data:
On the flip, this makes me hopeful. As i'm in the same neighborhood, this means i can hook up a sweet job at the UN, doing something vital like weapon's inspecting,, or possibly funneling black market oil money in to my pocket. I believe i have a good shot at this for a few reasons:
Everyone knows that you can just stash those fuckers under your pillow for the Nerve Gas Fairie.
I think Nerve Gas Fairie should go on my business cards.
I might be getting promoted soon. again. Not to the UN though, yet.
It will get me lots of free flights.
Robin Graves is the coolest punk-name ever, next to Dinah Cancer.
(Come on over to my house, we're making Rat Salad. I'll share my cigarettes)
Exit.
-Samedi
This is unlike a Resolution, in that it hasn't solved shit.
However, it does explain a hell of a lot.
Witness This, wherein the ever-insightful Cecil Adams puts forth the following tidbit of seemingly inconsequential data:
As it is, it's not like UNMOVIC is hiring Wernher von Braun. Controversy erupted recently when it came to light that one UN weapons analyst, Harvey John "Jack" McGeorge of Woodbridge, Virginia, had founded a "pansexual" S&M club called Black Rose, taught courses on sex slaves and bondage techniques involving ropes and choking devices, and served as an officer in the Leather Leadership Conference. His resumé lists no specialized engineering degree, just an associate's degree in security management from a community college. Nonetheless, Blix declined McGeorge's offer to resign, perhaps feeling that leadership is leadership, and that UNMOVIC could use a take-charge kind of guy. Surely if there's a place at the UN for this character, there's a place for you.This is enlightening. The whole chicanery that is the UN, especially the part of the UN that tells us that some maniacal dictator has WMDs for 12 years, then turns around and says they knew(!) he didn't have any for at least four years (once we decide to kick down his door and fuck up his breakfast cereal).
- Because all one needs to be a nuclear weapons inspector, is an AS in something vaguely "Weapons", "Mass" or "Destruction" related, and a winning smile.
- Because Hans Blix, our trusted Friend and Ally, is a pal of a guy who runs a shitty BDSM party. (Bound was better, chummer)
- Said person is from Hoodbridge... er, Woodbridge. I guess you have to be familiar to No. VA to get that one.
- Just,, wow... wow.
On the flip, this makes me hopeful. As i'm in the same neighborhood, this means i can hook up a sweet job at the UN, doing something vital like weapon's inspecting,, or possibly funneling black market oil money in to my pocket. I believe i have a good shot at this for a few reasons:
- I'm in to BDSM.
- I don't have an engineering degree either.
- I don't have any degree, come to think of it.
- I do have a killer smile, i'm told.
- I drink like a fish.
- I would be more than happy to exploit a third world country for fun and profit.
- I live around lots of Democrats, I can't help it.
- I live in a slightly less ghetto part of the DC metro area, so that's gotta help.
- I could have some emotional problems.
Everyone knows that you can just stash those fuckers under your pillow for the Nerve Gas Fairie.
I think Nerve Gas Fairie should go on my business cards.
I might be getting promoted soon. again. Not to the UN though, yet.
It will get me lots of free flights.
Robin Graves is the coolest punk-name ever, next to Dinah Cancer.
(Come on over to my house, we're making Rat Salad. I'll share my cigarettes)
Exit.
-Samedi
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